I was walking through the campus last week when I noticed an oak tree with the most ridiculously huge acorns I've ever seen! They were seriously racquetball-sized. I stopped to grab a couple, but the real monstrous ones were still hanging in the uppermost parts of the tree. So naturally, I took my shoe off and heaved it into the top boughs. You're probably expecting me to say it got stuck amidst the branches, but believe it or not my shoe flew straight and true. I did, however, get some great looks from the medical professionals walking by.
