We all experience the ups and downs of day-to-day living, but who wants to remember the lame stuff? I decided to jot down some of the humorous events from my life to help me smile when life chucks a lemon my way.
Monday, April 4, 2011
Spit-shine gone wrong
Its not very often that I polish my dress shoes, but I decided they were looking pretty drab recently so I dug the black polish out from the depths of my junk drawer. The stupid container said to "shake well" and then squeeze to apply the polish. Well I shook that sucker up and then squoze and squoze and squoze to no avail. I must have triedat least 948 times and nothing came out—that is until the 949th time when the joke was one me and a stream of inky-blackness shot out all over our brand-new carpet. Go figure.
